Sir Kid Starver

Kid Starver

There once was a man

Called Kid Starver

Who always went on

About his father

His dad made other tools

As well as him

And he crawled up the greasy pole

Despite being dim

He said what he needed to

To get where he wanted 

When telling lies

He was never daunted

He once had a job as DPP

A role he filled disastrously

He then became a Labour MP

And lied his way to the top

Using Brexit as a prop

But the voters sussed

He had nothing to offer

And so he failed

A national disgrace

With blood on his hands

And egg on his face.