Wednesday, 12 August 2026

BINFACE VS BUMFACE

Thursday the 13th. Will that be unlucky for someone? Can the Count beat the lout? Tomorrow is the by-election of the year, taking place in Clacton - It’s Count Binface vs Nigel Fartage. Gifter vs grifter? 

Since the revelations of undeclared ‘donations’ including £5 million from a crypto billionaire who lives in Thailand, Five Homes Farage’s popularity has declined and Reform have fallen in the polls - not nearly enough though. 


Binnface campaign meme

Binface is seen by many as a comical, even farcical character, someone who you couldn’t possibly take seriously. But the question is - how could anyone take Farage seriously! As an MP his parliament attendance record is poor at just  54.5%, and he has held zero - yes zero! - surgeries in Clacton.

Farage’s politics follow the fascist handbook. Tap into the anger and frustration millions feel after decades of neoliberalism leading to poor pay, high bills, inadequate housing, and then blame minorities and immigrants for the shit state of the UK. Pretty much exactly what Hitler did successfully after WWI. Farage’s rise was accelerated by extensive coverage by the MSM, and, particularly shamefully by the BBC. His real skill is as an uber grifter,  successfully lining his pockets. 

Sadly, Farage will probably win in Clacton. A defeat would have been epic front page news, resonating globally. Whatever the result the good news will be that this could hasten his demise with the bookies backing him as the next party leader to go. VOTE BINFACE!!!